Oh Ikea

Dear Ikea store,

Why are you so far away? Why is your shipping such a ridiculous amount of money? I do love you Ikea, in fact I am saving my pennies in order to furnish my children's' rooms with your lovely decor and storage compartments. Lily's poor little Walmart bed is screaming for mercy and sweet baby Dean is litteraly taking his bed apart piece by piece. My dear Ikea, I do hope that by the time that I spend a chunk of money at your beloved establishment that my darling angels will at least be a little less destructive with their possessions and that we might enjoy said purchases for years to come.

Desperately yours

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Dear Santa,

Please send me an Ikea gift card in the amount of at least $500. More is better, but I would also like a Garmin wristwatch/heartrate monitor and I don't want to be greedy.

Thanks